Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet - so they put their heads together.
Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
Did you hear the invisible man married the invisible woman? Their children weren't much to look at either.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
I used to be in love with a girl from Moscow. I almost asked her to marry me but I didn’t want to Russia.
Old people at weddings aways poke me and say "your next." So, I started doing the same at funerals
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip!
Q. How do you confuse an antarctian? A. Bleeble!
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbers 1 to 10 well. "Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!" "Good. What comes after three?” "Four," answered the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very ...
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