We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?
Wood it be weird to make a tree joke? Or should I leaf it alone?
Two spiders got engaged. I heard they met on the web .
Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?
The History Channel is planning a new series, “Airline Tragedies.” They are putting the pilot together as I write this.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Mom: Having trouble with your computer, son? Son: My PC says it can't see my printer. Mom: I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is.
I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust ...
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