So this dude walks into an ice cream shop and he asks the clerk, ‘hello sir may I have a quart of vanilla?’ … … The clerk politely responds, ‘I’m sorry we’re fresh out of vanilla.’ … … The man clearly disappointed says, ‘ah shucks, alright, I guess I’ll just take a pint of vanilla.’ The clerk, slightly agitated, states, ‘Sir we are completely out of vanilla. I don’t have anymore.’ The man lets out a sigh and says, ‘OK, OK, fine. I’ll just take a cone of vanilla.’ The clerk gives him a blank stare for a moment and says ‘sir spell the straw in strawberry.’ ‘S-T-R-A-W.’ ‘Spell the choc in chocolate.’ ‘C-H-O-C.’ ‘Ok now spell the freak in vanilla.’ ‘But there’s no freak in vanilla.’ ‘THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU! … THERE’S NO FREAKIN’ VANILLA!’
